February 2012
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lolol, it was a text i got this morning from an...
backwoodsbabybat replied to your post: Instant boner.
That’s alright bro.
Instant boner.
Ok, so I woke this morn and all I am thinking about is you worshiping my cock. I don’t want you to suck me! I want you to lay your face in my crotch and map every inch of me. I want you to taste every possible taste my dick might have, I want you to explore with your tongue every hair, vein and crease of skin. I don’t want this to be a rutting session, I want to to get to know my...
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OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING
I NEED AIR!!
WUT DID I JUST WAtch
the ending omfg
Oh this gurl lettin’ all da bitches have it. Alright bb!
DIRTY GIRL
is my new favorite movie. and testament to my being.
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max. my hero. reppin party city :D
partycityqueen liked your video: Me. Everymorning. Panini Delivery REALNESS. WERQ.
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Me. Everymorning. Panini Delivery REALNESS. WERQ.
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Werrrrrq.
dariusmarq replied to your post: So that guy who stood me up…
Tool to the max!
I lurve you darius. I was thinking of manila and i was like werrrrrq……darius MARRRRRRQ.
So that guy who stood me up...
has now proceeded not to give me an actual reason for not hanging out with me. He said he was going out of town, and that was why he couldn’t go. He now has deleted me on Facebook, blocked my profile on scruff, and so forth. What a fucking deusch.
wonderbraforyourdick asked: I would eat the FUCK out of those cookies. Just saying.
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iamjackskoza replied to your post: Got stood up tonight.
oh no! :( did he give a reason?
He said he was leaving town. But this had been planned for like a week and a half or something. and then he didn’t tell me until today though. and on top of that, and then when i told him about the cookies and showed them to him, all he texted was sorry. not even like a “AWWW, thanks”...
Got stood up tonight.
Fucking bummed, as ALL hell. I made reservations at a super nice restaurant, and baked him these gluten free cookies. DONT THEY LOOK TASTY AS FUCK?!
SOMEBODY LOVE MEE TT_____________________TT
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Sleigh bells Sleigh bells Sleigh bells
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deepsatan666 asked: you're gorgeous!!! :D
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I imagine wine tasting to be sorta like swallowing semen, its ok as soon as its...
– (via comedianwofford)
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